I think I have a pretty good body for someone who miscalculated this planet’s dominant indigenous species and had to construct this form as a last-minute assimilation effort.
oh how the mackles have mored
how the bi-bros get fit quick
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
people make people who go to community college feel bad are genuinely such fucking losers, like have fun thinking that your 10x10 dorm room at Bitchass Private School University is the “real world” but a diverse community college with students from all walks of life who are most likely working and living life while trying to get a degree is not the “real world”
HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE
MY MISTAKE WAS LISTENING TO THIS IN A PUBLIC AREA
the walker - fitz & the tantrums.
the XD emoticon is now cool to use again. please use it. please reblog this so others can hear the good news
Parent: What does a cow say?
Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?
Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?
Baby: *deep voice* Aoba
starships were meant to fly
hands up and imagine how is touch the sky
Lets do this one last time
Don’t dead open inside
you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?
All-or-nothing thinking (or dichotomous reasoning): seeing things in black or white as opposed to shades of gray; thinking in terms of false dilemmas.
Splitting involves using terms like “always”, “every" or "never" when this is neither true, nor equivalent to the truth.
Example: When an admired person makes a minor mistake, the admiration is turned into contempt.
what a beautiful day to not be in high school