hokagee:

tagthefag:

hokagee:

on a scale of one to orochimaru how strong is your eye liner game

gaara

too strong

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Tumblr is amazing

It will preach “don’t shame people for their looks/tastes/what have you” but the minute it’s fashionable to dislike someone there are immediately 1000 posts about how ugly/stupid/disgusting they are and how they should die

Incredible.

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but this is basically my entire belief system.  It’s 60ish, but humid and I’m in a tank top and shorts, completely miserable.

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but this is basically my entire belief system.  It’s 60ish, but humid and I’m in a tank top and shorts, completely miserable.

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mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

(via derpcakes)

anatagaikiteiru:

when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over

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My mom just had me read one of my little sister’s short story homework assignments because, and I quote “it’s very good, I hope she continues it”.

It’s literally a Black Butler AU fanfiction I’m fucking dying over here

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via papabrotiger)

radcoffee:

stop having an anime superiority complex u dbags seriously

just because someone really enjoys snk or free, or that basketball anime doesnt make their taste any less valid than yours just because you like old anime with shitty shonen animation

(via thirdmagic)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

cute flower questions

  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
asktheteamofscientists:

fucking brilliant i’ve always wanted to slather the gmail logo on my naked-ass body as i fucking wash away my sins in the goddamn shower. google you’ve done it again. making our lives easier one bar of soap at a time.

asktheteamofscientists:

fucking brilliant i’ve always wanted to slather the gmail logo on my naked-ass body as i fucking wash away my sins in the goddamn shower. google you’ve done it again. making our lives easier one bar of soap at a time.

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cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

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penandpage:

indigoair:

hobbit-queen:

sweet-bitsy:

laughingsquid:

Lion Cubs Adorably Attempt To Imitate Father’s Roar

WHAT IF YOU HAD TO LISTEN TO THIS

A PRIDE OF THIS

A pride of squeakers.

He’s like NO NO, LIKE THIS. RUUUUH RUUUUH RH RH RH WHY CAN’T YOU DO IT

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u-serist:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.

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sasu-baka:

don’t trust anyone who hasn’t watched at least one episode of naruto bc they probably don’t know the true value of friendship

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