posted 9 hours ago with 11,825 notes via

stelmarias:

I think I have a pretty good body for someone who miscalculated this planet’s dominant indigenous species and had to construct this form as a last-minute assimilation effort.

posted 9 hours ago with 7,601 notes via

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

posted 9 hours ago with 126,915 notes via
brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

posted 1 day ago with 41,111 notes via

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

posted 1 day ago with 94,214 notes via

princess-neville:

people make people who go to community college feel bad are genuinely such fucking losers, like have fun thinking that your 10x10 dorm room at Bitchass Private School University is the “real world” but a diverse community college with students from all walks of life who are most likely working and living life while trying to get a degree is not the “real world” 

posted 1 day ago with 64 notes via
Song: Guess what accidentally landed in my jogging playlist
920,541 plays

papercloudz:

binart:

HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

MY MISTAKE WAS LISTENING TO THIS IN A PUBLIC AREA

posted 1 day ago with 101,724 notes via
#I need this on a jogging playlist
Song: The Walker
Artist: Fitz & The Tantrums
Album: More Than Just a Dream (Deluxe Version)
37,995 plays

infinitesmiles:

the walkerfitz & the tantrums.

posted 1 day ago with 3,243 notes via
#music
attention!

pasta5284:

the XD emoticon is now cool to use again. please use it. please reblog this so others can hear the good news 

posted 2 days ago with 10,438 notes via

darkness-matters:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: Moo!

Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?

Baby: *deep voice* Aoba

posted 2 days ago with 32,565 notes via
#thank u

saccharinesinger:

kansass:

starships were meant to fly

hands up and imagine how is touch the sky

Lets do this one last time

Don’t dead open inside

posted 2 days ago with 89,710 notes via
burgerwave:

you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?

burgerwave:

you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?

posted 2 days ago with 17,789 notes via
COGNITIVE DISTORTION AND SPLITTING

vastderp:

All-or-nothing thinking (or dichotomous reasoning): seeing things in black or white as opposed to shades of gray; thinking in terms of false dilemmas.

Splitting involves using terms like “always”, “every" or "never" when this is neither true, nor equivalent to the truth.

Example: When an admired person makes a minor mistake, the admiration is turned into contempt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_distortion#Main_types

posted 2 days ago with 35 notes via
#I see this a lot on tumblr

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

posted 3 days ago with 135,390 notes via

cywscross:

x

posted 3 days ago with 85 notes via